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Performing Arts :: What's your pleasure? Opera? Drama? Rock Concerts? Symphony? Ballet? Musical comedies? The Performing Arts Forum discusses those forms of entertainment that are "up close and personal", the places where you go to experience the ambience of enjoying a live performance with other people.
Anything and everything about the Performing Arts is appropriate here. Debating and evaluating performances, actors and up-and-coming stars are fair game for this forum.
More mundane questions about the performing arts are perfectly acceptable here, including questions about tickets, locations of theatres etc. So come on in, and let's hear about that great play that you saw last weekend! Ask us a Question!
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| Cabaret audition song |
Posted by lrappa on April, 08. :: 1 Comment
What song would be a good choice for the role of Fraulein Schneider in CABARET? The director would like me to sing two contrasting songs. I think that one should be a character or comedy song and the other should be a knock down drag out diva song. I would appreciate any suggestions.
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| The drowsy chaperone |
Posted by Janet Murphy on March, 17. :: 0 Comments
Am traveling to Boston with a group of 16 friends -- should we see the Drowsy Chaperone or Shear Madness? Is there a good restaurant nearby for a group?
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| London Acting Classes |
Posted by Shazzer on February, 20. :: 0 Comments
Hey all,
I'm moving to London at the end of March, and I'm keen to get into some acting classes. I've got a theatre degree but have been travelling for a few years and am feeling a bit rusty. I'd like a class that isn't aimed at complete beginners, but not a complete university course.
Can anyone recommend any schools, preferably ones where they've attended classes themselves?
Thanks heaps.
Shaz
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| How To Request A Song From The Band |
Posted by Bi-Polar Bear on February, 16. :: 34 Comments
When requesting a song from the band, just say "play .... my song!" We have
chips implanted in our heads with an unlimited database of the favorite
tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar and all songs ever
recorded so feel free to be vague, we love the challenge.
If we say we really don't remember that tune you want, we're only kidding.
Bands do know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need
be... it helps jog the memory, or just repeat your request over and over
again.
If a band tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either
forgot they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try singing a
few words for the band. Any words will do. It also helps to scream your
request from across the room several times per set followed by the phrases,
"AW COME ON!" and, "YOU SUCK!"
Exaggerated hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a
big help as well, such as the thumbs down or your middle finger up
put-downs are the best way to jog a band's memory. This instantly promotes
you to the status of "Personal Friend Of The Band." You can bet your
request will be the next song we play.
Entertainers are notorious fakers and jokesters and never really prepare
for their shows.They simply walk on stage with no prior thought to what
they will do once they arrive. We don't actually make set lists or rehearse
songs. We mostly just wait for you to yell something out, then fake it.
An entertainer's job is so easy, even a monkey could do it, so don't let
them off the hook easily. Your request is all that matters. Once you've
figured out what genre of music the band plays, please make your requests
from a totally different genre. The more exaggerated the better. If its a
blues band playing, yell for some Metallica or Slayer or Pantera. Likewise,
if its a death-speed metal band, be sure to request Brown-Eyed Girl or some
Grateful Dead. Musicians need to constantly broaden their musical horizons,
and its your job to see that it happens....immediately.
TALKING WITH THE BAND
The best time to discuss anything with the band in any meaningful way is at
the middle of a song when all band members are singing at the same time.
Our hearing is so advanced that we can pick out your tiny voice from the
megawatt wall of sound blasting all around us. And we can converse with you
in sign language while singing the song, so don't worry that we're in the
middle of the chorus.
Musicians are expert lip readers too. If a musician does not reply to your
question or comment during a tune, it's because they didn't get a good look
at your mouth in order to read your lips. Simply continue to scream your
request and be sure to over emphasize the words with your lips. This helps
immensely. Don't be fooled. Singers have the innate ability to answer
questions and sing at the same time. If the singer doesn't answer your
questions immediately, regardless of how stupid the question may seem, it's
because they are purposely ignoring you. If this happens, immediately cop
an attitude. We love this.
IMPORTANT
When an entertainer leans over to hear you better, grab his or her head in
both hands and yell directly into their ear, while holding their head
securely so they cannot pull away.This will be taken as an invitation to a
friendly and playful game of tug of war between their head and your hands.
Don't give up! Hang on until the singer or guitar player submits. Drummers
are often safe from this fun game since they usually sit in the back,
protected by the guitar players. Keyboard players are protected by their
instrument, and only play the game when tricked into coming from behind
their keyboards. Though difficult to get them to play, it's not impossible,
so keep trying. They're especially vulnerable during the break between
songs.
HELPING THE BAND
If you inform the band that you are a singer, the band will appreciate your
help with the next few tunes, or however long you can remain standing on
stage. If you're too drunk to stand unassisted, simply lean on one of the
band members or the most expensive piece of equipment you see. Just pretend
you're in a Karaoke bar. Simply feel free to walk up on stage and join
in.By the way, the drunker you are, the better you sound, and the louder
you should sing. If by chance you fall off the stage, be sure to crawl back
up and attempt to sing harmony. Keep in mind that nothing assists the band
more than outrageous dancing, fifth and sixth part harmonies, or a
tambourine played on one and three and out of tempo. Try the cowbell; they
love the challenge.The band always needs the help and will take this as a
compliment.
Finally, the microphone and PA system are merely props, they don't really
amplify your voice, so when you grab the mic out of the singers hand be
sure to scream into it at the top of your lungs, otherwise no one will hear
what a great singer you are. Hearing is over-rated anyhow. The crowd and
the sound guy will love you for it.
BONUS TIP
As a last resort, wait until the band takes a break and then get on stage
and start playing their instruments. They love this. Even if you are
ejected from the club, you can rest assured in the fact you have
successfully completed your audition. The band will call you the following
day to offer you a position
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