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A Child's Logic!!!!

Post: # 2,801,240
vinsan
 
Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 05:53 am
Following are some Kid's Logic, experienced by me!!!!

My sister was chopping onions when her 4 year old son told her to get her glasses off
"Why" I asked
"Won't it hurt even more with those on?", he said.

I was in college and was watching nat geo channel with my 5 year old cousin, when we saw a tigress giving birth to baby tigers.
"Isn’t that wonderful?" I said assuming he had witnessed birth before.
"I think she had indigestion!" he said.

My sis's son once farted aloud on a family get together.
His grandpa, my dad asked him mischievously, "What was that?"
He said innocently "I breath too much air"

Post: # 2,803,933
mismi
 
Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 06:26 pm
Those are hilarious!

One of my funnies is when we were sitting on the couch in the den. My boy said, "I think there is a monster in the fireplace. "It is dark and I hear noises from it." I told him, "No baby, there aren't monsters in the fireplace, that is just your imagination" He immediately replied, "How in the world did my imagination get in there?"

It still makes me laugh....kids are so great!
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Post: # 2,819,269
vinsan
 
Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2007 09:52 am
they are!
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Post: # 2,819,340
ksanfo
 
Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2007 10:39 am
My sister's friend CJ was over for dinner and she had braces. My brother saw her eating and said "CJ, why didn't you take your braces off before you eat?"
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Post: # 2,820,316
Dogz
 
Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2007 12:57 am
Perhaps we watch too many kid's DVDs...at an agricultural show recently my 5 year old son and I were watching live fireworks light up the night sky. He urgently turned to me and said "Mummy, can you please pause it while I go to the toilet?" Soooo cute!
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Post: # 2,820,541
vinsan
 
Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2007 04:52 am
When i was small I did crack few jokes of my own....

Once my teacher from 2nd standard asked me to write 5 sentences about Cow. An essay.

I wrote ....

Cow scares me.
Her horns are horrible.
She smells.
She gives milk and I hate milk.
She has no toilet etiquettes as she poops everywhere.

Laughing
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Post: # 2,820,549
Francis
 
Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2007 05:10 am
Holy cow, Vinsan!
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Post: # 2,822,327
vinsan
 
Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2007 02:56 am
Francis wrote:
Holy cow, Vinsan!
:wink:
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Post: # 2,825,420
ginguh
 
Reply Fri 24 Aug, 2007 07:41 pm
Just the other night there was a group of us talking and one of my friends, a nurse, was talking about an old friend of hers from med. school who always seemed to get himself into embarassing situations. hahha, but anyway, someone asked if he was a doctor and she said "Yeah, he will be soon, he's taking Medicine now."
We continued on with the conversation, but one of the girls 7 year old daughter had a very confused look on her face. Finally she burst out, "what kind of medicine do you have to take to become a doctor?"


Laughing
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Post: # 2,829,224
vinsan
 
Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 04:57 am
hehe ginguh that was funny!!!! Laughing

I wish there was some medicine like that :wink:
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Post: # 2,845,375
Mr Nice
 
Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2007 02:38 am
vinsan wrote:
When i was small I did crack few jokes of my own....

Once my teacher from 2nd standard asked me to write 5 sentences about Cow. An essay.

I wrote ....

Cow scares me.
Her horns are horrible.
She smells.
She gives milk and I hate milk.
She has no toilet etiquettes as she poops everywhere.

:lol:





Ha ha ha...
Very funny.
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Post: # 2,846,956
vinsan
 
Reply Mon 10 Sep, 2007 07:44 am
Door bell rings
Dennis: “Mr. Wilson can I come in?”
Mr. Wilson (irritatingly): “Who is it?”
Dennis: “Its me Mr. Wilson”
Mr. Wilson: “ 'Me'? 'Me' Who?”
Dennis (puzzled): “ 'You' are Mr Wilson, Aren’t you?”
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Post: # 2,932,346
LaneyS
 
Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2007 12:03 am
When I was young I swallowed a penny that got hung sideways in my throat. I could breathe ok, it was just sore a little. Anyways I told the Dr. "you be good to me, I be good to you!"
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Post: # 3,003,887
blakblak
 
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 08:42 pm
This was funny at the time...I was waiting in line at the airport for them to test me for metallic objects using the metal detector...The big guard was at the front of the line with the metal detector and beckoned the next person in line to come forward, this person was a kid who was 5 years old. The guard spread his arms out wide trying to get the kid to copy what he was doing so he could then use the metal detector. however the kid took this as an invitation and stepped forward and hugged the guard!!!!!! haha so cute
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Post: # 3,004,163
Mr Nice
 
Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 06:55 am
blakblak wrote:
This was funny at the time...I was waiting in line at the airport for them to test me for metallic objects using the metal detector...The big guard was at the front of the line with the metal detector and beckoned the next person in line to come forward, this person was a kid who was 5 years old. The guard spread his arms out wide trying to get the kid to copy what he was doing so he could then use the metal detector. however the kid took this as an invitation and stepped forward and hugged the guard!!!!!! haha so cute


Yes, that's so cute. Laughing
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