Neverending Rap Battle IV

hey son this is me and dont be mad i could bitch slap your mom better than your dad, im just takin stuff from the top, look at cha ni99a runnin from the cop, 360 dunk in your face you cant compete your just a basket case, lets sperate the men from the boys, put ya money where your mouth is no time for toys, look at you man lookin like a monkey, i was with ya mom, bitch smells like a monkey, now im take a break for a while, i fucked wit your motha and made her smile!

nothin personal just spittin

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ya'll mellow yellow
i'm more like mad red
need 2 be duck taped to the bed
n get an exorcism, i'll exercise ya
this aint just spittin, i dispise ya
i am the evolution of rap
your contributions a nap
readin ur shits like takin a night cap
knockin you out n tellin ya FIGHT BACK!!!
i am legend, like the fresh prince
whole games dead but i still got fresh spits
check how i wreck this
you can't correct this, betta respect this
leave you defects in a ditch
raps are makin me laugh givin a stitch
biiiiiiiiiiiitch lol

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If I EvEr SeE tHe PrOfEssOr I'll fU.CkiN StEp-On-HiS-FaCe
tHaT MoThEr Fu.CkEr ["wILL gEt FoLdEd"] LiKe ["LaNd WheN tHe EarThQuaKeS oN TeCh-ToN-iC-PlAtEs"].
MoThEr Fu.CkEr ThInKz He DrOpZ ScIeNcE BuT hE Ain't GoT sHiT-tO-sAy
ThIs GuYz LiKe Fu.CkIn WWE ThAtz WhY WeRe aLl WaItIn FoR YoU tO AdMiT-uR-FaKe.
....
Bring it.

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ey, its been awhile since i been on here
but its time to crack open a beer
and start spittin that unpenitrable leer,
time to get back in the game
time to put fools names to shame
time to show all you your rhymes are lame
time for all you to try and keep me tame.
i dont wanna hear some ghetto shit like talkin bout
moms that is old, time to learn how to really battle and be bold
if you cant then ima just make ur lines weak, cold and dull
if you ready then get at me, ill be waitin for you to spit ur slate words
and sicky verbs.

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killa beats yo, you mus be kiddin
takin pills with tht beer? coz i fink ur trippin
ill disemble you like an ikea table,
an ye dats rite dey b callin me cable
coz am electrifyin n ill shok u
with a million watts n thrll b nuffin u can do
n am lite speed fast ill destroy ya brain
an ye so fast ull b feelin no pain
ima C-town solja jus playin this game
but in 10 years time ill b livin da fame
so respkt me
or ye ull see
tht am a cold blooded killin super MC

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Dawg I'll pass you so fast it'll make your head light
biches comes to me like moths to a light
I come and go like the tooth fairy
no one has popped yo mama's cherry
probably cuz she so damn hairy
you act like your tough as a rock
but you arn't, you got a bad case of pink sock
man i don't have to rap to win
why don't you and your friends go back to brokeback mountain
rub with me and ill give you a rash
take you back to the 1800's and give you a lash
every one here is a loser
but hey beggars cant be choosers.
hey MCKillaSpitta don't ever with me
I Run the whole the mutha in 813

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so ya a lightbulb, i gess ill have to put you out
nd ur mums a dog so ill hve to put her down
comin beefin at me ya fuckin sound like a clown
ull get a bullet in ya chest when ya comin down c-town
so boi... go home jus turn around
carefull crossin dat road coz ma mans will run you down
so thts me done i'll take a bow
inibit, adios, aufvidazehn, chow

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MC P wrote:

so ya a lightbulb, i gess ill have to put you out
nd ur mums a dog so ill hve to put her down
comin beefin at me ya **** sound like a clown
ull get a bullet in ya chest when ya comin down c-town
so boi... go home jus turn around
carefull crossin dat road coz ma mans will run you down
so thts me done i'll take a bow
inibit, adios, aufvidazehn, chow

Simple deliverable lines you speak.
clowns dat use "ya mumma" in a visious sign that your weak.
and what is "aufvidazehn" sounds like ya shit steaming.
you google dat shit and it has no Fu(kin meaning.
get your papers out and practice with a play back recorder,
cause son you if dont come up with orginal stuff ill adjust you like a Koni shockabsorber, beat spit at you makin you chuck like eating disorder.
so dont take a bow, ill shoot you in the ass with my 12 gauge gun shot.
then we can laugh at you scream like Busta Rhymes WOOHAA through the parkin lot!!

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write me a dissss bitches.

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You're out

Koista wrote:

MC P wrote:
so ya a lightbulb, i gess ill have to put you out
nd ur mums a dog so ill hve to put her down
comin beefin at me ya **** sound like a clown
ull get a bullet in ya chest when ya comin down c-town
so boi... go home jus turn around
carefull crossin dat road coz ma mans will run you down
so thts me done i'll take a bow
inibit, adios, aufvidazehn, chow

Simple deliverable lines you speak.
clowns dat use "ya mumma" in a visious sign that your weak.
and what is "aufvidazehn" sounds like ya shit steaming.
you google dat shit and it has no Fu(kin meaning.
get your papers out and practice with a play back recorder,
cause son you if dont come up with orginal stuff ill adjust you like a Koni shockabsorber, beat spit at you makin you chuck like eating disorder.
so dont take a bow, ill shoot you in the ass with my 12 gauge gun shot.
then we can laugh at you scream like Busta Rhymes WOOHAA through the parkin lot!!

Yo man, that shit is kinda lame
You turning this shit into a game
Get with it, ure acting the fool
now wipe up your drool
My name is D-Dog I'll take you to school
since youve never been
this rap is gonna win
the only time you been is when your cleaning it
youre retarded and you're rap is shit

you get your rhymes off of wikipedia
me and my crew, we control the media
yeah i use grammar, isnt that a shock?
call ure girl friend cuz shes riding my cock
peace

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Re: You're out

perfectdarkjj wrote:

Koista wrote:
MC P wrote:
so ya a lightbulb, i gess ill have to put you out
nd ur mums a dog so ill hve to put her down
comin beefin at me ya **** sound like a clown
ull get a bullet in ya chest when ya comin down c-town
so boi... go home jus turn around
carefull crossin dat road coz ma mans will run you down
so thts me done i'll take a bow
inibit, adios, aufvidazehn, chow

Simple deliverable lines you speak.
clowns dat use "ya mumma" in a visious sign that your weak.
and what is "aufvidazehn" sounds like ya shit steaming.
you google dat shit and it has no Fu(kin meaning.
get your papers out and practice with a play back recorder,
cause son you if dont come up with orginal stuff ill adjust you like a Koni shockabsorber, beat spit at you makin you chuck like eating disorder.
so dont take a bow, ill shoot you in the ass with my 12 gauge gun shot.
then we can laugh at you scream like Busta Rhymes WOOHAA through the parkin lot!!

Yo man, that shit is kinda lame
You turning this shit into a game
Get with it, ure acting the fool
now wipe up your drool
My name is D-Dog I'll take you to school
since youve never been
this rap is gonna win
the only time you been is when your cleaning it
youre retarded and you're rap is shit

you get your rhymes off of wikipedia
me and my crew, we control the media
yeah i use grammar, isnt that a shock?
call ure girl friend cuz shes riding my cock
peace

FAAAAGGGGG

seen how your rap game is "rookie" typical,
try rappin some fu(kin lines and words more than one syllable.
oh wait you did use media, that your crew be running??
your crew the fag cluts clan that niggas saw you bumming?
D dog, dick dog, dumb dog, dick head watever
let me take a stab "D" stans for "Daniel" boy your orginally clever.
have my girl! dont give a fuk, is that your only weapon?
least im not the one gettin sloppy fu(kin seconds
"it, shit, lame, game" all buch of beginner words that is repeatitive,
in conclusion faggot my score a billion, your score negative.

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aight
i see where your coming from
you want multi syllable?
you got it

I be, flippin the funky composition,
and, i let my rhythm hit em, like the blow of death
If I'm the last rapper left, then thats okay,
because to make sick rhythm, I don't even need a DJ,
I got lyrical dishes that make angry b****es
fall at my feet, like they was asleep,
but I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death
My rhyme remind me of a fine wine,
cuz its getting better all the time,
most these fake f***ers are acting like they can actually rhyme
But it's no secret,
I can beat them all of the time
So yes, I'm saying the game aint the same,
even got b****es pullin the triggers on the Mack 10,
and when the cops come, they won't arrest them

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by the way, the names devin
nice try

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Re: aight

perfectdarkjj wrote:

i see where your coming from
you want multi syllable?
you got it

I be, flippin the funky composition,
and, i let my rhythm hit em, like the blow of death
If I'm the last rapper left, then thats okay,
because to make sick rhythm, I don't even need a DJ,
I got lyrical dishes that make angry b****es
fall at my feet, like they was asleep,
but I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death
My rhyme remind me of a fine wine,
cuz its getting better all the time,
most these fake f***ers are acting like they can actually rhyme
But it's no secret,
I can beat them all of the time
So yes, I'm saying the game aint the same,
even got b****es pullin the triggers on the Mack 10,
and when the cops come, they won't arrest them

hahaha you biter!!!!

you stole that spit from this link....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070624160724AAaCN55&show=7

good one Dick... oh Daniel... Oh Devin oh diddle.

FAKE

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You can tell its bitten because it isnt even directed at you^^ plus a link=
a sad little boy biting to fit in on an internet battle site... LMFAO

Fu.ckin most of you faggots sound Whack n are Spitting GAY
Where I'm "Testing The Boundaries" like "Ground Staff At Cricket Games"
Koista Ya girl needs contraception & bitch you're the one who's gettin sloppy seconds
Devins gettin 3rds.. Cuz your chick uses my dick 1st for that beef injection.
What's typical is you bagin on him for only using 1 syllable
But when I read your whack shit, Multies are at a minimal
And acting like you educated? But when I look at your shit all I see is Dumb Rhymes
Go do some research and learn how to formulate Punch Lines
You got a Capped Flow this is freestyle and ur doing Back Stroke
I'll leave this bitch with a Slashed Throat then stomp till his Backs Broke
I'll tame this broke kid.. Cuz my Aim Leaves You Hopin
You're like "Hymens On Virgins" you were "Made To Be Broken"

WHAAAAAAT!

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Anecdote wrote:

You can tell its bitten because it isnt even directed at you^^ plus a link=
a sad little boy biting to fit in on an internet battle site... LMFAO
!

hahaha yeah aye,,,, dumb fu(ker... the worst thing you can do is bite someone elses lines.

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yo
Yo ahm new show me the game
Im kinda new but I aint tame
Ive been unleashed, let out of my cell
Somewhere from the depths, somewhere in hell

Im reading these rhymes, and theyre not terrible
However my rhymes wont be comparable
Other haters are just unbearable
My sanity is damaged but my soul is reparable

So show me a rhyme, a lyric or whatever
But my rhymes havent been seen before, not ever

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by the way
im new tell me what you thik

Yo your rhymes are getting kinda meager
Stop drooling raps ure getting too eager

Yo your foresights a little myopic
Cmon man, stay on the topic
Iknow thats hard cuz ure born in the tropic
Wheres ure brain? Cuz its microscopic

So yeah, occasionally Im a little portentous
But Your just an apprentice
And my rhymes are momentous

You I think you need to slow down and recalibrate
You can catch up, its not too late
Dont make me reiterate
I know my rhymes sometimes enervate

My rhymes flow like an entity
Dont hate cuz you got no sense of identity

Your rhymes sound like ure smoking weed
All u need to do now is concede
Cmon man ull do a good deed
If you listen up I think ud accede

Battle back

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Man Everyone here talks like they the best on the block
they safe on the net but on the streets they'll get popped by a glock
you the perfect example, you cant spit and you'd lose in a real stand
you should go off and form a tribute band
Rapping is a habit who you think you are....B-rabbit?
No one has popped yo mama's cherry
Dawg....even her palms are hairy!

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MCSack wrote:

Man Everyone here talks like they the best on the block
they safe on the net but on the streets they'll get popped by a glock
you the perfect example, you cant spit and you'd lose in a real stand
you should go off and form a tribute band
Rapping is a habit who you think you are....B-rabbit?
No one has popped yo mama's cherry
Dawg....even her palms are hairy!

Your raps are disgraceful and distasteful that's why your gettin maimed-fool
They call me fridge the way my shit stays-cool where your lyrics are more simple then play-school
I spray-fools you talk like ur big but bitch everybody hates-you
I'm known to drownd rappers watch me SMOKE MC QUICK!
Your rhymes are like a 1 night stand because they DONT MEAN SHIT

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