Impressionists or Ventriloquists: Which are most worthless?

kickycan · Posts: 21212 Location: New York, NY

I think that these two "talents" are about one step above mimes and people who paint themselves to look like the Statue of Liberty and then stand real still for long periods of time.

I say impressionists (people who do impressions of people, not painters) are the most worthless, but I have a friend who says different. So I put it to you, great people of A2K: Which of these two horrible forms of entertainment is most worthless and least entertaining?

If you had a bus full of people that you were about to shove over a cliff, would you rather have it full of impressionists or ventriloquists?

ossobuco · Posts: 46618 Location: New Mexico

I've always been more irritated with magicians than either ventriloquists or impressionists. I realize the failing in mine. I mean, some of my best friends do magic tricks. Or did, before I pushed that bus...