Cursing in PG

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

As sung by Jimmy Dickens

There are quite a few of these in the Orbit gum commercial. Here are some highlights:

"You son of a biscuit eating bull dog!"

"What the french toast?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!"

Here's the commercial on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU

From the Three Amigos: "You sons of a motherless goat!"

Heard in women's college dorms during the last 50's , "May your bra straps snap in public!"

OK what's PG?



May the blue birds of happiness poop on your wedding cake.

PG is a reference to the MPA's Movie rating system:

MPA WikiPedia Page

PG = Parental Guidance Suggested

Thank you Wordles

You sorry sack of suffering snake snot!

My dad knows a guy whose choicest exclamation is "poo-chee!"

In times of extreme duress, he might take it up a notch, to "poo-chee-ma!"

(I'm only guessing at the spellings )

This is actually a topic that's really dear to my heart...I do a lot of PG cursing because it irritates my husband so much
He says "Jesus Christ" all the time, which I do get a bit sick of hearing, so I like to come out with the most childish substitutes I know, like "Cheese 'n' crackers!" or even "Peas 'n' rice!"

Another good one-- I picked it up from Donald Duck comic books --is, "Gosh all fish hooks!" I use that a lot.

Pardon my French but I think it's a heap of merde


I reckon anyone who doesn't strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring



You're a real well-balanced bloke, you've got a chip on both shoulders


POQ before you get a BSA (Piss Off Quick before you get a Bloody Sore Arse)

My 9th grade Math teacher used to say, "Oh, fudge!" Mrs. Erhorn, wherever you are, there's no g in that word.

"Oh, Fudd"??

Re: Cursing in PG
[quote="Wordles"]May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits![/quote]

:lol:

I have to keep checking this thread and try to remember at least some of them!!!

My grandmother, a great church goer, said, "Oh, Pshaw!" The "P" is silent.

Shiite Muslim! (is this not pc?)

That is what I say as well - until my little girl starting saying it, but it sounded so close to the actual f- word that I had to stop.

I also say 'Ship'

From Disney's Sword in the Stone,

Archimedes the Owl once wisely said, "Pin feathers and golly fluff!"

Here are a couple more that I use frequently:

"Your brother chews bubble gum!" - Bugs Bunny

"Oh, Tarter sauce" - sponge bob

And who could forget:

"Your mother wears army boots"