The Proverb Punch line Game.

Type in a well known (or not so well known) proverb but add another line that either improves the saying or distracts from it.

I will start.

Two many cooks spoil the broth.
But at least you wont go hungry.

There's no use crying over spilled milk.
It's the whuppin' that causes tears.

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Proverb punchline
A stitch in time saves nine.
But at Primark's prices who's gonna stitch?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Until, that is, after you've shagged it.

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Good fences make good neighbors.
But you still wish their stupid dogs would shut up.

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The pen is mightier than the sword.
Unless you're actually in battle.

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You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

besides, that would look stupid.

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Silence is golden
but don't try to build your retirement on it.

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A watched pot never boils.
Until it does.

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Don't lock the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Unless you have the stable-girl inside.

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Still waters run deep.
So that's a good place to hide the body.

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drewdad's right.
except when he's not.

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A rolling stone gathers no moss.

As long as it keeps rolling.

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Never say die.

Unless you really, really, really mean it!

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Don't piss in the same pot as the French Lieutenant's Woman.

Unless you are past caring.

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Don't count your chickens...

...unless you're a bagger at the Tyson Processing Plant.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Unless you're in a four-poster with them when they are off duty.

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One swallow doesn't make a summer....

....but it can be the start of an eating binge.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth --
by not washing their hands and thereby adding salmonella to the mix.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exausted.

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